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Humor Section • itBoat Magazine

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  • Happy thirteen. Top marine superstitions.

    Humor

    Happy thirteen. Top marine superstitions.

    Never do these thirteen things if you want to dock safely on the beach.

  • Dear Santa! I’m writing to you from the Southern Ocean…

    Humor

    Dear Santa! I’m writing to you from the Southern Ocean…

    New neck, pair of dry socks, projector and microwave. Christmas wishes from the heart of the Southern Ocean from VOR participants.

  • «America»’s Cup Hitters Guide

    Humor

    «America»’s Cup Hitters Guide

    Let's just say that we didn't write this text. But we laughed at it and translated it for you. After all, every joke has a share of the joke, doesn't it?

  • 8 everyday things a sailor can do better than the land.

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    8 everyday things a sailor can do better than the land.

    There's always someone cooler than you. Sailors, for instance. Tyson Jopson at Getaway Magazine knows eight points a sailor can cut you under a nut.

  • 8 strange marine superstitions

    Humor

    8 strange marine superstitions

    How to guarantee a positive outcome of a long cruise? Do not take on board women, flowers and bananas.

  • 15 differences between a normal friend and a sailor.

    Humor

    15 differences between a normal friend and a sailor.

    Traveler Shelby Huff about how life on a boat changes the concept of friendship...

  • Yachtsman’s Weekdays: 10 stupid questions from tourists.

    Humor

    Yachtsman’s Weekdays: 10 stupid questions from tourists.

    «Can you swim closer to sunset? Can you fill bottles with sea water of different colours?» Guys, take it easy, we're yachtsmen, not supermen!

  • Living on a megayacht: 13 crazy requests aboard

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    Living on a megayacht: 13 crazy requests aboard

    Fresh pasta from Paris with delivery to Antigua, daily washing of sex toys, black toilet paper. The fantasy of superyacht owners is inexhaustible.

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